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| CATEGORY: | Video |
| DIRECTOR: | Stephen Sommers |
| THEATRICAL RELEASE DATE: | 07 May, 2004 |
| MANUFACTURER: | Mca Home Video |
| MPAA RATING: | PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested) |
| FEATURES: | Color, Full Screen, Subtitled, NTSC |
| TYPE: | Foreign Film - Spanish/Misc Sa, Horror, Horror / Sci-Fi / Fantasy, Movie |
| MEDIA: | VHS Tape |
| # OF MEDIA: | 1 |
| UPC: | 096896293237 |
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Customer Reviews of Van Helsing (Spanish) (Full Sub Slip)
This movie sucks No dramatic tension whatsoever, no surprises, hinges entirely on FX and computer graphics. Initially promises some tounge-in-cheek horror and witty one-liners but delivers an endlessly boring and intensely annoying barrage of loud sh*tty music, unsurprising explosions and silly CG characters. Might have been ok much shorter and as a spoof. Some might claim it is a spoof which would be way off the mark! As it stands, it's not even a farce, it's just a rancid pile of vomit. IT SUCKS mucho bigtime- <
>an actual cinematic turd! Am I being too harsh? - I could go on.
A Thrilling Horrific Adventure of the Legendary Monster Hunter
In the Far side of Romania, lies the country of Transvilvania- home of many nightmarish creatures including the evil and undestroyable Count Dracula and the only man who can can kill this blood sucker is Van Helsing. Inspired by Universal's classic horror films "Dracula" "Frankenstein" and "the Wolf Man" comes this thrilling action packed adventure from Stephen Sommers, the director of "the Mummy" "the Mummy Returns" Starring Hugh Jackman as the notiorous monster hunter who dedicates his life to vanquishing evil creatures, as he battles Count Dracula, the Wolf Man and he encounters the Frankenstein Monster with a Beautiful Woman with a family lasting mission to destroy Dracula. It's a spectular great visual effects filled thrill ride, an amazing landmark Universal film that pays homage to the classic horror films. If you like monsters, adventure and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, then see "Van Helsing" it's monsterous entertaining experience that I hope has a sequel. "My Job, my Life, my Curse is to Vanquish Evil"
"Stop the roller coaster! I'm bored to death!!"
When movies are described as a "roller coaster ride", or just a "non-stop thrill ride", I already suspect that this is just another movie that will give me a headache.
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>When compared to an actual roller coaster, yes, the results can seem to be the same. Usually a "thrilling roller coaster ride" is only about an honest minute and a half. You don't want to be on a roller coaster for two hours. That's what this overkill "roller coaster ride" of a movie does to people. You'll definitely be bored to tears before the "ride" is over.
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>I was really hoping to enjoy this film because I love "gothic artwork". The still scenes in this film really were very beautiful. But, it wasn't enough to save this "lame" film.