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FAULTY! Causes blindness!
I've owned my UFO-02 for several weeks now. I upgraded after my '01 model went haywire when Mitt Romney announced he was running for president. Clearly a coincidence. Hang in there Mitt, it's about time we had a gay president. Anyway... <
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> Every time this thing goes off, the flashing causes me to go temporarily blind. The next thing I know I'm naked, wet and can barely walk without defecating on myself. I have complained numerous times to the manufacturer, but my Mandarin Chinese is terrible. Curiously, so is theirs. Coincidence? Probably not. <
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> I've also noticed that my cats are terrified of me now. I'm not sure if it's related, but I have noticed that they are much more violent with me every night when it's time for their shower. I rated the unit at 4 stars because while it is a lifesaver on long flights, I feel it could use some functional improvements. I'm looking forward to model 03 which I have heard will have a "Push To Talk" feature. Blessings upon the name of Klorg.

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Does it work for all aliens or just those with carbon-based bodies?
I was particularly alarmed to see that when I clicked on this item, four of the five recommended purchases were for, well, let's just say, internal, lower-body-cavity personal hygiene needs. I guess it's mighty hard to get things cleaned out after dealing with those aliens and their famous probes. Ick. <
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>I've been considering marketing my own unique "let's-find-those-aliens" device, a metal colander with three rows of 27 plastic eyes glued around its perimeter. I've also found that welding a brass spigot on the very highest point of the colander helps amplifiy the signals. Bear in mind, this only works if the spigot is put in the "on" position. <
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>For those in the know, this UFO detector really isn't needful. I mean, think about it. If you were an alien, if you had the advanced technology capable of traveling at the speed of light and you chose to visit earth for the purpose of watching little humans scurry about, wouldn't you also have the ability to HIDE from those little humans? <
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>I'm not worried about the little alien with the green-glow and the oval-shaped eyes. I'm worried about the oak tree in the side yard that stares at me when I walk by. If you were an alien, what kind of tree woud *you* be?

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Best Probe for Finding Grays!
The UFO-02 Detector has proven itself to be a faithful friend when it comes to alerting me to the imminent arrival of those gray aliens and their twisted medical devices. Yessireebob, thanks to the Detector, my family and I can secure our titanium chastity belts with time to spare. <
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>The only reason I didn't give the Detector five stars is its inability to detect the Thetans. They're an even bigger pain in the backside than the grays!