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THE TOYMAKER =PURE RUBBISH
First off as many of you may know this has nothing to do with the series like the previous movie. Also the story isn't even revolved around X-MAS like it should be. The whole movie is about a child hating man that makes toys that come to life and kill their owner(reminds me of a rip off of child's play)but it gets worse the death scenes are so dumb they include rollerblades with rockets and attacking army men. SKIP ALL THE SILENT NIGHT'S EXCEPT THE CLASSIC (1984/SILENT NIGHT,DEADLY NIGHT) WHICH IS AN ORIGINAL HORROR CLASSIC THAT INVOLVES A KILLER SANTA ON X-MAS!

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My Xmas wish is that Part 6 is never made
Again featuring Clint Howard and Neith Hunter, but in different roles.Coscr/coprod by B-horror fave Brian Yuzna (SNDN4)this addition to the tired series is about a young boy who is left mute following a traumatic experience. His mother decides to buy him a special toy to see if it will help him recover. Little does the young chappie know, he is about to get a serious dose of schlock therapy.
Her search leads her to a small toy store run by an old man named Joe Petto (Mickey Rooney) and his doltish, physically abused son Pino. But once she gets the toy home it seems to be possessed and have homicidal tendencies (CHILD'S PLAY, anyone?) So who is the fiend behind this madness? Your durn tootin' folks! IT'S RUMPELSTILTSKIN!!
Mildly watchable, with laughable FX. It's quite funny to see Mickey Rooney go gonzo. Especially in the movies final ten minutes. There is also a grisly, amusing scene in which an amorous couple is killed by possessed toys and some OK gore scenes in the movie's latter third. You can't argue that this entry killed the series. This series was dead from the word go.

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Martin Kitrosser's Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 5
Pity poor Mickey Rooney. He plays a toy maker named Joe Petto (get it?) who lives with a young man named Pino (get it? get it?). It seems Joe likes to give anonymous gifts to children, which, when opened, maims and kills them. It is always nice to see a film series come full circle, resulting in more hatred for children. Here, a little boy walks in on his parents having sex, opens the door and retrieves a mysterious package, gets yelled and cursed at by his father, then watches in horror as his father opens the package and is promptly killed.

We must sit through ninety minutes of lame plot, resulting in a silly resolution that involves killer toys and giant Ken dolls. The suspenseful moments are unintentionally funny, including rocket rollerblades on a kid we get to see struck by a car, and the stereotypical horny babysitter and boyfriend attacked by toy soldiers. Some of the cast from Part 4: Initiation appear in this entry, but not as their old characters...now that might have been interesting.

This is (hopefully) the finale to one lame horror series. Pity poor Mickey Rooney.

This is rated (R) for strong physical violence, gun violence, some sexual violence, gore, profanity, brief female nudity, strong sexual content, and sexual references.