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Yet Another Reason To "Go Ape" Over Seduction Cinema!
Seduction Cinema releases a lot of low-budget independent films, but the best ones are those directed by John Bacchus. This is one of them, and it stands as the finest "erotic parody" he has made so far. Not only does the script make fun of both the original "Planet Of The Apes" and the recent re-make, but the film itself is the largest and most expensive production Seduction Cinema has given us to date. The jokes are also getting funnier as well, I'm happy to say. I laughed out loud several times at this movie, and not because it was cheeseball. This movie is genuinely well-written and well-acted. Misty Mundae does a great job at handling the lead role, Darian Caine is incredible as usual (despite having no dialogue...this would be a 5-star affair if Caine & Mundae switched roles), and even John Bacchus is funny as hell playing General Laid (in full ape makeup). My favorite role, however, is that of Doctor Cornholius, played by Debbie Rochon. She totally gets into the part, yet manages to put enough of her own personality and acting style... A great step forward from an already brilliant director, and yet another gem in my collection of Seduction Cinema DVDs.

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Sexy, funny and SEXY!!!
Wow!!!

This is such an entertaining film. It has georgous women, a decent plot line "humans have no soul cos they can't dance" and side-splitting laughs. Theres rapping, space travel, action and lots of tender moments shared between the female characters. This film is a better remake of the classic flick planet of the apes than that dead boring snore fest starring 'Markie Mark', Misty and Debbie can rap better than he ever did!

This was the first seduction cinema flick that I have ever seen and I must say that I am inpressed. I watch films soley to be entertained and this obsolute riot of a movie is so wonderfully over the top that it is impossible not to love it. The jokes all worked for my and the girl on girl scenes are steamy and there is such energy visible on the picture, more so than most "a grade" films.

The DVD has plenty of extra's and trailers for a slew of other seduction cinema releases.

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Need more attractive women
When someone buys a title such as this, I would assume that they mostly want to see beautiful women without clothes, um, er, ...performing for the camera. Everything else is distraction. Now this film is very funny and actually better than that horrible re-make that Tim Burton directed. But back to my opening statement: Misty Mundae and Raquel Darrien are fantastic. Especially Misty, who has an extremely pretty face and smooth skin. However, all of the other women are lousy looking! Enhanced breasts abound. One poor woman has so much work that she is a caricature of a caricature; her breasts and lips are seeming to burst with excessive implanting and injecting. So my advice to Seduction is to get better looking women! (except for Raquel, Misty and Katie Jordan - who doesn't appear in this flick) I think they are quite eager and common if the price is right. And please no more enhanced breasts...there are plenty of beautiful natural ones affixed to women who are quite happy in showing them off on celluloid....