Cheap Omaha Steaks Filet Mignons, (4) 6 Ounce (Gourmet) Price

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Customer Reviews of Omaha Steaks Filet Mignons, (4) 6 Ounce

Somewhere in middle America...
You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you. Just beyond my peripheral vision, where events extraordinary or unsightly or shuddersome silently occur around all of us all of the time, it's true, floats ubiquitously a four-pack of filet mignons from Omaha Steaks cooked medium rare. I'll admit that sounds strange, and I'm not unaware of the reprecussions to be suffered for saying something as suspicious. Sure, lack of known precedent leads one naturally to rule out the probability of hovering steaks. Stranger still is the fact that the steaks have gone undetected by me until recently, assuming they have been with me for awhile (as I assume). You would think that someone, a stranger or small child most likely, would have immediately brought them up in the course of a conversation, or just once I may have arched my back and craned my arms languidly during the morning's first stretch and accidentally bumped one of them with my hand. Somehow, until recently, this had not been the case. <
>I have known that I have been trailed by four Omaha steaks for several weeks now. My initial explanation for my prior obliviousness to them is that the steaks are exceedingly elusive and vigilant and, like all beings caught failing to accomplish routine, suffer great embarassment over being detected. In truth, I have only seen them once, a sudden shift of dirty dishes in the sink caused an unexpected jerk of my head in the direction of the kitchen and allowed me a glimpse of the flying Omaha meat. Regardless of my discovery, these steaks have remained with me around the clock. Olfactory pink elephants maybe on the march as we speak, however, for I can smell the red center, the salt and pepper, the grillmarks. This sensorial revelation seems to belie the disposition of the steaks... <
>Since discovering the steaks, I've stayed inside my house. What else can I do? It's not an easy thing to have to explain to anyone, that filet mignons orbit you like fleshy moons. It is my sincerest wish to be rid of them as soon as possible before I attempt to return to a normal life. Presuming that my years of beef consumption have caused a manifestation of a USDA-approved apparation, a shot in the dark to be honest, I've become a convert to vegetarianism, my diet consisting chiefly of delivery Thai and cheese pizza. I'm prepared to assume the strict intake of the vegan if it will help. Contributions to PETA, renouncement of all leather articles of clothing, and an exploration of Hinduism are on the way. Or is it that I should eat more steak? <
>They float behind me as I write this, yet an abrupt turn of the head reveals only a view of my entertainment center. I actually have to assemble courage to turn my head, fearing that the next look in any direction will yield a scene composed not of four floating Omaha steaks, but of forty or four hundred or more with who-knows-what on the mind. Accordingly, sleep for me is infrequent. <
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>P.S. Oh, how do I know they're Omaha steaks? Well, there's just no mistaking the look of a prime succulent Omaha cut!

Tasty, Decent Price, Quick Delivery
I found the steaks to be tasty. I did not think I was overcharged, and they were delivered 3 days after I ordered them. The filets were a little on the small side, but they cooked up well -- as good a filet mignon as I've had at most restaurants. <
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>But, buyer beware, once you make an order from Omaha, you will be deluged with spam!!! <
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>UPDATE: I accidentally ordered the filets twice to send to my dad for Father's Day. I wasn't sure how to cancel the second order, so I just let it go through. Much to my surprise, a couple of hours later, someone from Omaha called me and asked me if the second order was a mistake! I said yes and they canceled the order for me! One of my favorite qualities: CUSTOMER SERVICE.