Cheap Nematodes: 7 Million Count (Lawn & Patio) Price

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Excellent product!
It took them a while to show up, but when they did I was so excited! First thing I did was to draw the circle just like the book said to. Then, placing the nematodes inside the circle, along with the victim child, I drew an Elder symbol and began the chant just as the new moon rose. <
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>Within minutes the victim child was practically consumed as each nematode swelled and grew thousands of times its original size. As the chant was completed, the nematodes began to writhe and fuse into a grotesque form. I wondered for a time if my circle would actually hold long enough for me to complete the binding spell, but my fears were unfounded. <
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>I cast a vile of my own blood along with a word of Command graven on a silver tablet into the circle where they were absorbed by the nascent Shoggoth immediately. It lurched, and shifted to a dull orange hue, indicating that the binding spell had taken. It was now safe to release the Shoggoth from the circle. <
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>I promptly shewed my nebulous servant to the garden. I can assure you that no insects or other pests remain. <
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>Excellent product, greatly recommended!

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Not baggable.
Having just recently moved to Bluffington, as a rite of initiation I had sworn to bag a nematode. In lieu of trying to actually catch one, I had hoped to simpyl purchase one of these - I figured buying 7 million would be good in case a few got away. However, I found this nematodes were very small and I could not bag them at all. Ultimately this brought be a great deal of scorn from Rodger and I will be hesitant to buy any Orcon products in the future.

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I agree with Harris Elleberg! "It's like a party under my sk
I as WELL was "bitten" by the old "safe" nematode and now tomorrow I am headed for the doctor's office. So BUYER BEWARE! <
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