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Indispensable Narrative on the Maltreatments of a Tyrant!!!!
For those wanting to remain casual history buffs with no unobjective possession on historical figures, Bob "Nazi" Brier undoes this idealism in his bloodthirsty fixation with the 1st Antichrist. It's demoralizingly translucent that Brier will furiously solicit the idea of a "great man", meaning Bonaparte, incriminatingly admitting at the onset that "he's my favorite person". This persecutional one-sidedness absolutely detriments retelling Napoleon's idiotic, miserable and misjudged Egypt campaign from 1798-1799. It's hilarious-in a deriding way-to hear Brier concede all the nearly zillion errancies Bonaparte committed exclusively in his white devil campaign, only to still be ravaged by Brier's persistence to kidnap Napoleon's image as a "great visionary", which is simply affrontingly ludicrous.

Napoleon's, like Hitler and other Antichrists, glaringly preoccupied with preceding ancient civilizations-such as Rome-to impersonate their great accomplishments for his bloodlust of world conquering psychoses. Napoleon, conversely, schemed to seize control of Egypt as a French persecutee, to trounce England's unopposed route to their persecutee, India, since the two old-world powers were warring. Decent enough plan-but Bonaparte's rotten maltreatment of the means in which to proceed conquering Egypt leave more than a little left to be desired, like logic, order and oversight. Brier himself doesn't sidestep; it's decided mishandling.

Napoleon's fleet sails from France, across the Mediterranean Sea, to their docking port at the North coast of Egypt. Tersely, and violently already, that's ALL Bonaparte did somewhat properly. Hereon in, it's DEBACLE TIME!!!! Bonaparte the foiled, moronic despot, orders his French military to march across the Egyptian desert with NO IDEA OF WHERE they're going, unraveling under sweltering heat because Napoleonic failure oppressed his military to march in summer's peak, with their hottest clothes on and carrying equipment!!!! Not only do his French sheep start dying, upon getting fooled with mirages, they start perpetrating suicide out of the utter, sorrowful destitution of not having water. When they finally come to the Nile-a fluke that saved the remainder that wasn't neutralized beforehand-his soldiers murderously jump in with no discipline, all their clothes and equipment still on. Being an unsympathetic usurper, Napoleon's consequent action is to battle the Mameluke Turks who were ruling Egypt.

More of Bonaparte's psychopathic lapse of character's shockingly materialized. To supposedly "motivate" his troops into victory, whom he cares nothing about, Napoleon deteriorates into elevating frailty to sensationalize his propaganda. He feebly makeshifts that the "splendor of 4000 years"-in the shape of the pyramids-is looking down on them as they fight. Even kamikaze Napoleon-loving Brier's pressured to confess the actual war happened in a MELON PATCH in Imbaba, MILES away from said pyramids. The French ended up winning-DUH-because they unrighteously exploited the Mamelukes' relapse of weaponry: their guns against French cannons!!!! Committing supplemental unprincipledness, the French raid the Mamelukes' ornate jewelry from their bodies, weapons and weaponry.

Unchallenged, Bonaparte occupies the Mamelukes' palaces upon breaching Cairo. Further devious, Bonaparte solicits himself as Muslim to misappropriate favor with Arabs. After only a few months, fundamentalist extremist, "religious" leaders start inciting riotous speeches against the infidel French, who then begin to experience their soldiers attacked and killed on Cairo streets by vigilante groups of Arabs. Disclosing his true, monstrously maleficient tyranny, Napoleon's enraged by this, so to "solve" the problem-in his dictatorially absolute manner-he fires cannons of his occupied palace on the walls of the mosque where anti-French rebels gathered. After their surrender, Bonaparte prefixes to "forgive" them-yet history knows that he had his French murderers chase down ALL involved, having them executed under night's cover.

Like Napoleon's not already unappeasably mistreating his "conquest", things lethally ALL go South from there. English Admiral Nelson finds, then cunningly infiltrates Bonaparte's fleet, still anchored on the northern Egyptian coast. Since Napoleon was so imperfect to make his cannons face seawards, Nelson had to sail around the French ships, then ruinously blast them from behind. With his fleet absolutely routed, Bonaparte had no ways to resupply or get reinforcements. Around this time, Napoleon hears distressing news of his wife Josephine's infidelities, and-subsequently-takes a lover in one of his lieutenants' 20 year-old wife. Dreading revolt from large numbers of Turkish warriors conglomerating East of Cairo, Bonaparte abandons his crusade to fight in Jaffa, AGAIN misbelieving he'll succeed. After a standoff, wherein the Turks behead French ambassadors sent them, Napoleon massacres many of Jaffa's inhabitants-not the end of their French-imposed misery!!!! After misdirecting them to a phony POW deal, Bonaparte proceeds to have 3000 men, women and children executed on the shores of a Jaffan beach!!!! Feeling Schadenfreude at his ignoble achievement, Napoleon miscalculates he'll triumph at Acre over Djezzer Pasha. Except he errs so costly that, not only are the English resupplying Djezzer through the seaside wall of his fort, Bonaparte, losing ammunition, dictates his soldiers to storm one side of Djezzer's fort that's barricaded by a moat, resulting in a body-farm for French soldiers. He's defeated for the very first time, then plague virulently decimates the remainder of his squalid forces.

Bonaparte DOESN'T have the soul to own up to his shortcoming!!!! After Acre's retreat, he shifts blame of chaos that he's destroyed himself in, to his second-in-command, who's assassinated a year after. What's gravely more startling is Napoleon's pathological lying, and the accomplices in crime, the willfully accepting French. After discreditably scapegoating his second-in-command, Bonaparte's the nerve to return to France, stealing victory's guise. This psychopath continues his charade, commissioning propaganda-coinage showing him as a Roman emperor returning victoriously!!!! Unnaturally, French minions everywhere are susceptible to this, ALLOWING HIM TO SEIZE CONTROL of emperorship!!!! The final harm comes after Napoleon's death, when-despite him being deposed for a lengthy while-the French followers even impose posthumous funeral celebrations for history's first antichrist!!!! Here's the last, worst aggrieving kicker that French disciples perpetrated in their elevating implication as tyrant-endorsers. The French who dissolutely paid tribute at Bonaparte's funeral INCLUDED veterans of the portentous Egypt campaign who were left for dead by their intimated "leader"!!!!

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Little known chapter in Egyptian history
Originally shown on television,this is a fascinating account of Napoleons' efforts to conquer Egypt.Though he was not ultimately successful,the story of his efforts,and the hardships of his men make a wondeful tale.He took several artists,scientists,and writers with him who made a lasting contribution to Egyptology.Their most important find was the Rosetta stone,which later allowed the ancient Egyptian language to be deciphered.