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Not enough naked killers, too much annoyance
This movie is not totally irredeemable. First off, I'd get rid of the custom designer, a four year old girl can dress her Ken and Barbies better than the dressers of this movie. Along with the custom designer,I would also chuck the milliner and the screnwriter. Most importantly, I would give Carrie Ng more to do than appear towards the end. She is the only believable character and worth seeing. Chingmy is very pretty, but can get annoying but not as much as Simon Yam. I felt like jumping in the screen with a scissor and giving him a proper haircut, among other things. And why get in the pool with body suits on? If you didn't want your actors to be naked in the pool, then they should have been doing their stunts somewhere else, like the roof or on the fences. These are the areas where creativity lacked and lagged. I've always marveled at Hong Kong cinemas for their imaginative interpretations of what an action movie is suppose to be, but this on falls a little short. I did like Wai Yui as granny Les Killer, but it got a little too disturbing when she started groping the junior assassin in training. Wai Yui is quit good in this movie though. She gave the usual shoot out in the garage a new twist. Your money is not completely wasted, there are some high flying fight scenes, and some really funny moments, but laughable ones too. I'd say, Rent it before you buy it. Owning it means watching it a couple of times, shelving it away and when you get in a quirky mood, pop it in your DVD.

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Possibly the best of HK Cat3 babes w/guns movies.
Standard martial arts movie plot: talented but unschooled natural meets wise master, enters arduous training, but master is suddenly killed by rogue former student, and natural must seek vengence...

Except those involved are lesbian Chinese killer babes. Very stylish, funny, charmingly mis-anthropic (main male character is impotent cop, who throws up at sight of gun!).

The DVD seems to have a few more scenes than the World Video VHS, and much better subtitling, which is important, since the subtitles are hilarious ("I'll burst your tits!"). Highly reccomend for fans of genre. Pub shots from this movie on cover of "Essential Guide to Deadly China Dolls."

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Beeping?
This is not a bad film, but the Cantonese audio track is messed up. I mean like what's going on? It contains annoying annoying annoying beeping when the actors talk about something I guess is too R-rated or whatever, but the subtitles reveal it. Plus it's in Cantonese so like we and the kids don't understand it anyway!!!!! But what gives with the beeping? This is just pathetic. I'm referring to the exchange between the nerdy cop and the police chief or whatever at the crime scene towards the beginning. I've never heard anyone mention this. Is this just me?