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Reynolds+Eastern Oregon=Cinematic Brilliance
Why don't they make movies like this anymore!!! This explosive action film starring the incomperable BURT REYNOLDS will make you laugh, cry, fall in love (with Burt) then crap your pants with the absolute fantabulousness of it all. (Yes I made up the word fantabuluos just to describe this movie, because there were no words in the dictionary that could possibly do it justice.) Reynolds, in all of his action starrin', tight pants wearin', gun slingin', lady killin' glory is a CIA agent who is unhappy with his job, so he leaves, and ends up in a small Eastern Oregon town where trouble is afoot. And when Burt Reynolds is around trouble you know he can't stay out of it. Taking us from the beauty of Eastern Oregon to a breath-taking scene in Los Angeles (Very important scene!!!), this movie is like a roller coaster that is going a million miles an hour, derails, lands on another track, then the other roller coaster is coming right at it and they crash and then a barn full of maniacal patroit propaganda explodes. Then from the ashes arises Burt, with the cold, cutting eyes that warn all other maniacal patriot propagandists "Beware, Malone is coming for you!!!" Often overlooked with all the action is the beautiful love between Malone and the girl at the gas station, and then his passionate love of his old partner. At times heart warmingly beautiful at others heart racingly explosive, this movie has it all.

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Step aside, Kubrick
It astounds me that this movie exists. When I stop to think about it, my heart fills with wonder. This cinematic gem has gone unnoticed for 15 years but is an absolute delight to any who stumble upon it. Like many great artists, Burt Reynolds remains unnapreciated in his own time but his piercing eyes, succinct speech, and handlebar moustache will transcend to any future generation. This movie is the pinnacle of a career spanning nearly 40 years.
Reynolds, Richard Malone (or so you think) finds himself unhappy with his job in the CIA and pursues a much quieter life in the hills of the Cascade Mountains. While he is there he experiences many adventures, including a bare handed brawl on the city bridge and a "mysterious object beneath the barbershop newspaper." He leaves behind a trail of broken hearts and busted balls ending with a climactic exploding barn montage. This non-stop action thrill ride will keep you asking yourself; "what on Earth is going on?!" The cover art is composed brilliantly and is worth owning, in and of itself (Note: Reynolds skin tight dungarees, leaving very little to the imagination.) A must have item. When you find yourself blown away and begging for more, I would also recommend the movie "Stick." (AKA "Malone goes to Miami.)

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