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Interesting concept
A sleazy producer gets an idea for a reality show, he puts five "sexy" girls in a real haunted house and offers them a potential one million dollars if they survive the night. <
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>This is low budget and the acting isn't always great, but it isn't all bad. With a budget it could have been a big movie. My big complaint would be that there wasn't enough story, and it was too fast. The whole thing is 72 minutes long, so there was no opportunity to build up any suspense. Also, it would have been nice if there was a more serious explanation as to why the house was haunted and a better attempt at trying to get rid of the ghosts. A few tweaks of the script and it would have been sweet.

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It's over before it gets interesting
If I had not of gotten this movie as 1 of the 10 that comes in a regioun 4 pack called "Horror: 10 movies pack" then I wouldnt have taken any notice of this s**t-flick. <
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>The plot is about a new reality TV show called "Chill Factor" where a few bimbos are picked to go into a place thats haunted. They give the rundown and history of the house and spend half the movie showing interveiw style introductions to eacxh character. One by one they start off on there challenge and one by one there picked off by the worst looking ghosts off all time. <
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>It's all filmed like a stupid reality TV show. The weird thing is, when 2 guys are setting up the cameras in the house, they are putting down RTV which I liked, but thats it as far as mocking the stupid RTV stuff, it trys to just be a RTV show after that. <
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>The ghosts are just black hooded coats with blue Darth Maul makeup on who just raise there arms and then eat knitting string dipped in pigs blood trying to get the effect of eating someones guts for absolutly no reason. <
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>The characters are lame, they focus too much on one character and then kill her off before you eyes, they add stupid little side plots to it, they show nothing of the house, it leaves many questions to be asked and the end is total and utter crap. <
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>The film starts to look like it's about to get exciting and start to go somewhere, but before it does, the credits roll ater a predictable phrase. <
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>I'm glad my edition doesnt come with the extras 'cause I wouldnt have wanted to see them anyway. This film completly rips off the remake of House On Haunted hill. <
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>If you think this movie was the slightest bit entertaining, then go and find House On Haunted Hill (98/99?) and see what this badly titled film Hell Asylum is ripping off in an already done RTV satire. <
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>And who the heck are the other ghosts??? It explains who one of them is, but about 3 are seen... plus they needed to show the frankenstein bride they talk about. This movie is careless, dumb, pointless and as entertaining as a real RTV show.

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Not Scary??
Well, this was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I enjoy renting movies that are made by Full Moon or Trimark because they're so stupid they're funny. The people that make these aweful movies actually think that they are making a horror movie, but it turns out to be a comedy. Hell Asylum or however you spell it seemed like it was going to be a stupid horror film when I started it. Mostly because of the short running time and the wide variety of cast members that would have never went on a reality TV show in the first place. C'mon! Why would a ditz that said she was afraid of everything go on a reality television show about getting scared? It's pretty sad. I'm trying to remember other bad stuff in the movie, it's just that I haven't watched it in one or two months. Well then there's the lady that is an incredibly bad actress that talks about how famous she's going to be. Then of course she has sex with the production guy just so they can show it on the trailer and get people to want to see the movie. Well....... if you want to get a laugh from a dumb horror movie, don't rent this one. Try renting House on Hunted Hill from the 60's or something.