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The best bad movie its critics never watched
Yor may be the most important movie ever made for the fact that most of its critics do not seem to have actually watched it. This includes the North American distributors who apparently just fast-forwarded through the film before typing up a review for the videocassette box. The hosts of the 'Razzie' awards also nominated the theme song 'Yor's World' as a candidate for worst film song of 1983. The lyrics of the song must have taken them by surprise by actually having a close connection with the film rather than just serving as a title source. Sure it's funny, but it's also fun. Plus, the proto-industrial space rock soundtrack actually foreshadows and surpasses the overproduced industrial sounds of the 1990's. Made in Turkey (on beautifully barren landscapes) as a 4-part Italian miniseries but edited down for U.S. release, Yor proves that a near-zero budget can go a long way. A must-see for any fan of pulp sci-fi.

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This movie is absolutely terrible
This is a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode waiting to happen. This hands down one of the top 3 worst movies I've ever had the priviledge to see. Its a cult classic between me and my friends, and the humor ranks right up there with Dolemite.

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Final Proof that Kids Are Dumb and Tasteless.
Everyone should be forced to sit through this travesty as an adult at least once, especially if you loved it as a kid. That way you can realize what a dumb kid you were. At least I was. I loved Yor like every other kid that was between 5 and 10 years old in 1983. There isn't really any plot, per se, but our story goes a little like this...

Yor is a caveman type seeking to find the answer to the mystery of a strange medallion around his neck with his friends Ka-Laa and Pak. After a load of terrible editing, bad voice-overs (as though the characters were saying anything comprehensible anyway), and cheesy post apocalyptic fighting, Yor makes his way to an island where he learns that his parents and others are resisting the power mad Overlord! Will Yor and his people defeat Overlord and usher in a new age? Will he get into Ka-Laa's knickers? Hey, sit through it like I did and find out!

Now, we've all heard of lousy little movies that have a following simply because they are sooo bad, but this mother takes the cake. Watching it really is painful, mainly because it is for the viewer, as it is for Yor, a voyage of self discovery. You'll learn you had zero taste as a kid.