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| CATEGORY: | DVD |
| MANUFACTURER: | Music Video Distribu |
| MPAA RATING: | NR (Not Rated) |
| FEATURES: | Color |
| TYPE: | Foreign Film - Japanese |
| MEDIA: | DVD |
| # OF MEDIA: | 1 |
| UPC: | 820360101892 |
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Customer Reviews of Guinea Pig Mermaid in a Manhole/He Never Dies Double Feature
Another reason for the fall of the horror genre Mermaid in a Manhole isn't even an hour long. Both movies add up to be about 113 minutes. The gore is substandard and the plot is as good as what I see when I wipe my behind. Let me sum this movie up: artist finds mermaid in sewer (that's the first five minutes), puts mermaid in tub, mermaid pops multi-colored pustules, artist paints her as she flops around, and artist cuts her up into pieces (very lame effects), and he gets thrown in prison. The end and I'm out of toilet paper.
He Never Dies keeps the lackadazical torch burning. I'll sum this one up for you: sad man cuts wrists, stares at the wound, keeps cutting himself up, brother comes to see and faints, then the man who never dies is a talking head on a table. That's it. Is it worth thirty bucks? Hell no, my friend. Listen to a long time horror fan, don't buy this please.
They call these the "Guinea Pig Films" because only guinea pigs could enjoy something as irrelevant and drab. Please avoid at all costs. Don't let the curiousity bug attack you like it did me. Just don't buy it, swallow nails instead because it'll make you feel much better than watching this piece of ....
1 star for calling that a movie 4 stars for good HOME VIDEO
It's amateur VHS camcorder made and the effects are sometimes not bad sometimes look like a pizza. Bad actors. Looks like a film student job but I've seen worst with violent [...] (aka zombie doom aka infantry of doom).
Not deserve the name of movie but a good HOME VIDEO. Go on with Braindead, texas chainsaw or nekromantik and if you looking for japeneese, ringu or kairo are much better and they're a 16mm film instead a video.
Nasty, if you live in a country ruled over by Disney.
Frankly because of the other reviews of this DVD I'm struggling to not use sarcasm. But this is the best i can give it to ou straight. Dull. I know this wasnt ever going to be about plot, but Mermaids incredibly obvious surprise ending was insulting. The gore (a lot of worms in blood and some pus oozing tumours) was boring and not particularly nasty. Get Braindead or Dead Alive however you know it best and leave this alone. A Gojira size let down.