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I Swam in it, and it was too warm..and fuzy
I watched this movie without any high expectations, due to the fact that Artisian has been releasing some horrible movies. I have always considered Tara Reid a good actress, and the same for Kip Pardue.
This movie started off with out any suspenceful moments, and was replaced with warm and fuzy momemnts. Their dialogue was way too corny. But as the tenseful moments ebgan to arise, they over flooded the screen, and didn't stop until the end.
The "twist" was a little predictibale, and was a little too basic and boring. But what made me rate this movie this way was because IT WAS WAY TOO CORNY!!!

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A WONDERFUL LITTLE GEM OF A FILM.
THIS IS AN AWESOME MOVIE THAT FAR TOO FEW PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT. TARA REID (VICKI FROM THE AMERICAN PIE MOVIES) GIVES A SUPERB PERFORMANCE AS THE MAIN CHARACTER, AN UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS GIRL NAMED JULIANNE. AND KIP PARDUE IS NOT SO BAD HIMSELF AS HER ON-SCREEN HUSBAND MITCH. AFTER THEIR WEDDING DAY THESE TWO YOUNG PEOPLE DECIDE TO SPEND 2 WEEKS ON A VERY PRIVATE, VERY SECLUDED LITTLE ISLAND THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE SEEM TO KNOW ABOUT. AFTER A WEEK OR SO ON THE ISLAND THINGS START TO CHANGE OR, RATHER, MITCH DOES. HE STARTS BECOMING VERY POSSESIVE OF JULIANNE AND VERY CONTROLLING. HE DECIDES THAT THEY WILL STAY ON THE ISLAND FOREVER. HE WON'T LET JULIANNE LEAVE EVER!! WELL SHE MAY BE AN UPPER-CLASS GIRL USED TO THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE BUT JULIANNE IS CERTAINLY NO FOOL. SHE VERY QUICKLY LEARNS TO DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO IN ORDER TO MAKE HER ESCAPE. THIS REALLY IS A VERY SUSPENSEFUL, ON-THE-EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT TYPE OF THRILLER. IT IS MOST DEFINITELY WORTH A WATCH!! WATCH THIS MOVIE OBJECTIVELY AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED! THIS MOVIE DELIVERS!!!!!

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An Enlightening Tale of Female Empowerment
Ladies,we've all dated him:the possessive psychopath in the making. We recognized the clues,kicked him to the curb,and found a nice secure man with perfect teeth and a knack for back massages. Unfortunately,things didn't work out quite as well for Julianna. Her husband gave NO clues that he was a raging lunatic until after they'd wed.(No, really...none.) Luckily,her former high-class worry-free lifestyle didn't deprive her of key survival skills needed to escape her nature-savvy hubbie. So listen up ladies,Julianna's quick thinking and sneaky shenanigans should be an example to all of us. You never know when you are going to meet your Mitch. Here are a few of the many valuable lessons that Julianna has taught us.

(1)If you can't swim and you're trapped on an island, no need to learn. You will doggie-paddle your way to freedom as long as (A)the lake is under 250 yards long, and (B)hubbie pisses you off enough.
(2)If your cell battery dies in the middle of nowhere, throw it off of a tree. You need to make sure there is absolutely no chance that you can use it, EVER.
(3)An axe slices through industrial gauge chain links like butter.
(4)You're in the wilderness, so your man must hunt for dinner. Use this alone-time to whine and throw things. No need to attempt escape now. It's more fun if he's chasing you.
(5)When he puts a 4in. gash in your cheek, cover the wound with a soft-finish concealer. It's still your honeymoon--you owe it to him to look good.
(6)If he steals your birth-control pills and you don't want to get pregnant, panic. Abstinance? Not gonna happen, even though you'd love to see him dead.
(7)If you find that you shot your man's arm off and have his leg caught in a bear trap, place a shotgun within his reach. As a new swimmer, your slow strokes will tantalize him with the thought of shooting you. But not to worry, he will use the gun on himself, Julianna promises.
And finally,(8)Band-aids are a perfectly waterproof solution to a torn vinyl raft.

Women of the world, there is a Julianna in all of us. Do yourself a favor and protect yourself from the possessive psychopaths with superpowers. After all, Mitch could swim without getting wet--who knows what else he is capable of?