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| CATEGORY: | DVD |
| DIRECTOR: | Kevin Campbell |
| THEATRICAL RELEASE DATE: | 25 November, 2003 |
| MANUFACTURER: | Lionsgate |
| MPAA RATING: | R (Restricted) |
| FEATURES: | Color, Closed-captioned, Widescreen, Dolby |
| TYPE: | Feature Film-comedy |
| MEDIA: | DVD |
| # OF MEDIA: | 1 |
| UPC: | 031398105930 |
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Customer Reviews of Cheerleader Ninjas
Great because its stupid This movie is great because it requires absolutely no brain cells whatsoever to comprehend it. It has the talent and camera angles of a bad porn with the action of the worst kung-fu movie you could ever imagine. It is best served with beer, smoke and Funyons, while you and a group of your sadistic and goofy friends watch.
I bought it because its something that someday my teenagers will find and go, "I can't believe Mom watched this stuff!"
Why would anyone even rent this?
I've never seen the film, I don't have to.
All I know is I'm sick of these White trash losers coming
into my video store and renting this crap.
If you like this movie or have a strong desire to rent it, then you ARE white trash and retarded! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE!!!
Yuck
The other night, I watched Cheerleader Ninjas. Now, don't think I ever considered the possibility this could be a good movie. No, I knew it would be bad, but I was hoping it would fit into the so-bad-it's-good category.
It doesn't.
Instead, it fits squarely into the it's-so-bad-it's-awful category.
Cheerleader Ninjas is a story about a flamingly-gay teacher at a Catholic reform school who wants to get revenge on a cheerleader troupe in a nearby high school. It would seem he was refused admittance to their team. So he gets a group of reformed Catholic prostitutes to beat the crap out of the cheerleaders. The cheerleaders retaliate by getting martial arts training and reluctantly join forces with the local nerds. Terrible fight scenes, gratuitous nudity, and a giant robot/dildo battle ensue.
The only thing this movie has going for it are the boobs, and that just doesn't float my boat. There are better movies out there with boobies, and it's frightening to think that Corey Haim and Corey Feldman flicks are some of these better movies.
The apparent film budget would have been just enough to rent a few of 'em, too, and maybe get a couple of six-packs, while the director was at it