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... It's that bad
Video game adaptations have always had a bad name, and not unfairly so... Year after year, bad quality films based on their pixelated counterparts hit the silver screen, earn some dough, and disappear to eternity, offering utter mindlessness and stupidity for an hour and a half. With that said, not all game adaptations are that bad. Personally, I found the Tomb Raider series, especially the first movie, to be not only entertaining but sufficiently satisfying even though it has its own share of at best, minor boo boos. That is where Blood Rayne come short. It comes short of holding up the entertainment, fails miserably in the props and costumes, and does little justice to a fun game. Video game movies usually have sleek style to back it up... Sadly, Bloodrayne failed in that crucial department. <
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>I think its funny, really, to see how star studded the cast is. For me, its unfortunate for the actors to star in such a diabolically bad movie. The story is sufficient to say the most but that is not where the problems lie. The story, no matter how fine it is, was executed poorly because of the screenplay. Choppy moments, bad character build-up, a horrible script, and bad acting plague the story, making it dull and unbearable. The acting, especially, was extra bad because I think the actors were acting unaturally, especially Michelle Rodriguez who was speaking in this sassy accent when I have been always used to hear her say unrefined, straight-up lines in her other movies. The dialogue is just too hard and untappable for us to be entertained. <
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>The effects are another issue. I guess all their budget went to recruiting the actors so they had mediocre visuals. I mean Rayne's outfit is just bad... She didn't seem like the heroine we know in the games. Her pants are even too baggy. Its as though Kristanna went to some costume store and wore that to shooting. The fights, which is crucial to an action movie like this, were not sufficient. They appeared here and there but there was no big deal. There was no moment where we just watched in awe. Even the final battle didn't feel like a final battle but rather, one of those run-of-the-mill fights she has with mere mortals. <
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>As a whole, Bloodrayne was not a successful adaptation. It felt as though I was watching an unfinished movie which could have been good if better screenplay was present and a more fluid script was pitched.

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Jesus Wept
A friend of mine has an advance copy of the movie, and we sat and watched as I like the BR games. Dear sweet heaven I wanted to tear my own eyes out and eat them. While Ms. Loken is attractive, senseless softcore porn is not what i wanted. If I had wanted that i have a computer here at home. <
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>Secondly, as an actor, and one who is stuck doing live performances or low budget college films for now, i have to wonder WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN KINGSLEY?! This is a man whom I admire and idolize for his works like Ghandi and House of Sand and Fog...Why in all the cosmos would he decide to take part in this? Must've been one hell of a paycheck for Ben, Mike, and Michelle. <
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>Thirdly, Dr Boll needs to put all those vast financial resources of his to a better use. Why in the world does he need to make more films? Why doesnt he give the money to charity. Hell, with the money he's lost on House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark($35 million) he couldve donated to who knows how many charities and allowed them to further their causes in innumerable ways. <
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>I can enjoy a crappy horror film, I can enjoy bad acting, as either of the two can often be humerous, such as in Bruce Campbell's Man with the Screaming Brain. it was MADE to be crappy and MADE to be funny in its cheesiness. This movie has no such benevolent intent. It was made, SERIOUSLY, as an actual horror/action film and failed horrendously. For those of you who dont realize it, a few THOUSAND(not million, thousand) dollars could easily make something of a higher quality than Dr Boll's lovely masterpiece here...and I use the word masterpiece with sarcasm dripping from every pore upon my flesh. <
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>If this man continues making movies, the online petition wont be enough, we'll have to fly to Germany and have a protest outside his house/mansion/villa/etc. I feel sorry for the actors in this movie as this thing will act as a permanent stain on their very souls, not just their careers. Please, everyone just leave Bolls movies alone...forever.

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Another Video Game Rape by Mr Boll
Nothing much to say regarding this film besides avoid at all costs. With production values less impressive than an infant school play and action choreographed by a legless drunkard this film is completely without any form of merit. The acting is atrocious and the story itself is straight out of "Dummies Guide to Script Writing". If you are a fan of the games, this game will make you want to kill Mr Boll and if you are not a fan of the games...well, this movie may make you want to kill yourself.