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A BIT OF THE STRANGE SIDE. . .
Now I have watched hundreds of B movies -- I kind of like the fact that there are some people -- like our Mr Creepo -- who can manage to pass the Hollywood studios and still end up with a watchable product. So the plot may not be that developed and there are some parts tha do not even seem to fit; but this film is fun to watch. The gals are attractive enough -- but remember this is NOT porno. A real vampie can be anyone regardless of thei looks, and there is some speculation that these cast members ARE THE REAL THING. Of all the B movies I have seen in the last couple of months this is is definitely one of the better ones offered on Amazon.

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We know its bad, but....
Of course this is a bad movie -- its influenced by Ed Wood. But, That's what makes it fun! Don't look for camera technique, art direction or great acting; on the contrary, look for lack of technique, esoteric direction, and bad acting -- you won't be disappointed.

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BARELY ....OOPS.... HARDLY.... OOPS....NOT EVEN WATCHABLE!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE TO TELL YOU HOW BAD THIS MOVIE REALLY IS. THE ACTING IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL PLAY, AND FRANKLY ID RATHER WATCH A MIDDLE SCHOOL PLAY RATHER THAN THIS, BECAUSE THESE ARE ADULTS, AND OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT BAD ACTING IS AND IF THEY CAN OR CANT ACT! THE WOMEN IN THIS FEATURE ARE TOTALLY UGLY!, IM SORRY BUT THATS THE ONLY WAY TO SAY IT. THIS MOVIE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND MORE IMPORTANTLY A HUGE WASTE OF HARD EARNED MONEY, IM WISHING SOME ONE WOULD KILL ME FOR BUYING IT.